Allardyce Fan 1 3:44 Fri Sep 12
Just left work
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I'm sat next to the spare hot desk at work.Normally is never used as the other office hate us and us them. But some doris has come in and is sat there trying to talk to me about healthy lunches and other shit.
I phoned Lids, pretended he was a cuntomer. (LOL) I told him I was on my way for a meeting and would see him shortly, then just walked out of work.
I'm not back in the office till Wednesday because I'm off to Hull. Forgot to tell the HR broads haha. Yolo though
I'm waiting at the bar for Lids now, I look like I'm double parked ffs.
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Dudley Moore
10:51 Thu Sep 18
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Absolute jibberish.
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Admiral Lard
10:07 Wed Sep 17
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Poppet, you're being all teasey weasey with the boys...
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Nurse Ratched
9:23 Wed Sep 17
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Jasnik - Arf! x 2
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riosleftsock
9:19 Wed Sep 17
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Why is 'rse posting about sex YET again?
*Touches self*
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HenryMc
9:15 Wed Sep 17
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Do people actually talk like the original poster?
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Jasnik
9:14 Wed Sep 17
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I thought Who was based on the 100 Monkeys theory .
We just not at shakespear yet.
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Jasnik
9:12 Wed Sep 17
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"it has to form as a thought process in your brain, becfore it can be typed."
You sure ....
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Hammer and Pickle
9:01 Wed Sep 17
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I also treat WHO as an insight into my true nature as a sex pest.
No really.
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Far Cough
8:48 Wed Sep 17
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Yes, but it's all, look at me, I'm such a geezer, I go around "smashing" all kinds of "rat"
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stewie griffin
8:47 Wed Sep 17
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Can I stick my boner in your ear, Ratched son?
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Nurse Ratched
8:43 Wed Sep 17
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But it has to form as a thought process in your brain, becfore it can be typed.
Wouldn't you agree?
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Far Cough
8:39 Wed Sep 17
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Nurse, for the most part, it's all hot air, it wouldn't surprise me if some of the more vehement users of said phrases, were actually shrinking virgins?
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Nurse Ratched
8:35 Wed Sep 17
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One of the interesting features of your discourse on sex, is the violent undertones. You use words like 'smash', 'ruin' and 'rip'. You casually talk about causing the woman pain as a normal consequence of sexual activites.
I wonder if you are aware you are doing it, and even if you care.
If I hadn't found this website, or a similar male dominated chatboard, I doubt I would ever have known about this side to men. It's like a secret window into the boys' locker room.
I am very glad I know about it.
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riosleftsock
7:54 Wed Sep 17
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Hope he never brings home a "sort" with a "face like a plasterer's radio".
Shudders.
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WHU(Exeter)
7:52 Wed Sep 17
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"your ineptitude, fear, vulgarity and barely disguised misogyny"
That's me in a supermarket.
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defjam
7:51 Wed Sep 17
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Ag!
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Nurse Ratched
7:50 Wed Sep 17
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Mmmm...no. Don't think I'll be doing that, either.
Usually I read the stuff you lot write on here about women and sex and I cringe at your ineptitude, fear, vulgarity and barely disguised misogyny. It's like rubber necking a traffic accident. Compulsive and repulsive in equal measure.
Bloody good laugh is WHO.
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defjam
7:45 Wed Sep 17
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Ask if she'll be washing him out of her hair for weeks?
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WHU(Exeter)
7:29 Wed Sep 17
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What is it?
Slurps, but a lesser overall alcoholic intake?
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i-Ron
7:28 Wed Sep 17
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AKA
The GARY.
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